Funny Motor Insurance Claims

"Going to work at 7am this morning i drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early" (thanks N Bradley)

"The accident happened because i had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on car behind" (thanks Sharon Burrows)

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than i thought"

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket"

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"The car hit the pedestrian but he got up so i hit him again"

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions"

"i collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"In an attempt to kill a fly, i drove into a telephone pole"

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As i reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and i did not see the other car"

 "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident"

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows"

"Coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i don't have"

"I thought my window was down, but i found it was up when i put my head through it"

"The guy was all over the road, i had to swerve a number of times before i hit him"

"I had been driving for forty years when i fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident"

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old genleman as he bounced of my car"

"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. he then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing"

"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but i got him"